A cold heart equals a hot ending
Heated spring flings lead to a summer of passion, a warm fall in excitement and a frigid winter of discontentment. It’s freezing cold outside as the frost cools the moisture in the air creating a thin layer of ice on the around your heart causing relationship coolant to be pumped through your veins as you ponder
how you might escape from this dull emotionless prison so you can catch on some much needed alone time before cupid comes back in February. All the while, Mr. Clingy is taking weekend trips to Jared’s and practicing writing your first name with his last name.
Even though you are the one wielding an axe a lumberjack might be too timid to pick up, you can hardly be blamed for the shattering of this doomed love affair. When you met him, he was the picture of masculinity that got you through the long summers at Kickapoo Kamp in middle school. He was the prince that you dreamed would whisk you away to prom and make all of your friend’s red with anger and green with jealousy, leaving you the only choice for queen of the snots.
Finally, someone you could be yourself around; someone who accepted you for who you are with all of your quirks and flaws. He didn’t care that you sometimes snort when you laugh to hard or that nachos make you gassy.
Then, without warning or Facebook notification, something was different. What used to be a tough exterior with a glow of sensitive empathy suddenly became a soft shell of overemotional she-bro who not only cries in every argument, but also cried while watching Disney’s A Christmas Carol.
So despite your choice of a bustling Wonder Dog, you are now stuck with Droopy, the over affectionate cockapoo. You prefer the straightforward approach to breaking up and daydream of throwing your hands up on a date at Fogo de Chao and yelling, “That’s it! I can’t listen to another moment of your whining about the way Dave spoke to you at work. I’m outta here!”
Yeah, you prefer that, but something deep inside is warning you of the pitfalls of causing his inevitable Kevorkian-esque demise, so now you are tasked with making him break up with you. It would be wrong for me to stray away from the title of article and suggest sleeping with his best friend, but that’s always an option for the more scandalous readers. For the rest of us, turning into cold-hearted shrew will have to suffice.
If you make a Lady-Gaga-sized changed overnight, he will know something is up and you will have to have a “conversation” about how things are. So take your time and follow our four-week He’s Soft Detox plan and just maybe you won’t be stuck watching Titanic, The Notebook, and A Walk to Remember every weekend this January.


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